Police & Policing

SCRAM. Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring. Eight ounces of Colorado engineering that spends its entire existence trying to prove you are the kind of man who cannot be trusted with a single night of ordinary work. The company calls it continuous alcohol monitoring. The men who bill me call it Wednesday. The court ordered it. It was not optional. I rent it from a private company for $66.50 a week, and the bill comes to me.